I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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