Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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