You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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