She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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