yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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