Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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