he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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