she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
