who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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