I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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