Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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