ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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