i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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