508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
