Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
im holly from the hills drunk
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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