im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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