she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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