hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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