You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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