Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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