she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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