Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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