I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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