Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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