A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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