It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize