You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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