They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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