i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
