We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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