when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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