How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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