And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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