gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just tell him i said nine months
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How naked do you want me to be?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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