Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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