i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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