I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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