on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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