Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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