All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
