those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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