he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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