He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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