Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This is my gift to your gina
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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