what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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