If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
