super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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