Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize
