I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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