I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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