Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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