How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I need a beard to bite.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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