Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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