i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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